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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Don't judge a book by its movie

One of the saddest things i've ever seen in my entire life was a movie version of one of my favorite books. the book was great. it was written beautifully, had an exciting plot, and i liked the characters.
But the movie? no word in the english language can sufficiently describe it, but the word that comes closest is HORRIBLE. Completely, absolutely, 100% horrible.
why do they keep doing this?
the point of a book is to use your imagination. the point of a movie is to squash your imagination. these two things should never meet. if they do, the results will always be disastrous. always.
books are such amazing things because all of the action is going on inside of your head. if you and i read the same book, we will imagine the characters and events slightly differently. and that's a good thing. the way a good author writes will make you feel like you're a part of the story, not merely an outsider looking on as the events unfold. you can really get inside the characters' heads, really get to know them.
this doesn't work too well in a movie. actually, it doesn't work at all in a movie. no matter how amazing the actors are, you can never get inside their heads the way you can in a book. and you don't use your imaginations at all in movies. you just watch it and that's it. and turning something as beautiful as a book into something as mind-numbing as a movie is one of the saddest things i can think of.
and if that weren't bad enough, movie writers have an unexplainable urge to take all of the good stuff out of the story, twist around the plot until it barely resembles the plot in the book, and get the most terrible actors, who probably never even read the story. and then they have the nerve to call that horrible movie by the same title as the original book!
Oftentimes, when i recommend a book to somebody, the answer i receive is, "Oh, yeah, I've watched the movie." Please, people! don't do this to yourselves! forget the movies, and read a book!
a few years ago, i was in the middle of a book series that i thoroughly enjoyed, when the movie came out. i absolutely refused to see it, no matter what anyone said. becasue by then, i'd learned my lesson: watching the movie will ruin the book. almost always. so do yourself a favor! stop watching and start reading!

19 comments:

ImitationRandomFactor said...

for once we agree to some extent, griffinrider!
When i first read Ella Enchanted and heard it was going to come out on movie, i was so excited! Think, your imagination of a particular story coming to life. But as sadlyy stated perviously, it wasa completely altered to the desires of some people today. I'm happy I read the book before that though.
In contrast, however, it would be completely impossible to produce certain scenes of a book in real life. That can support the answer to why certain scnes are truncated from the original book/story.
Now, griffinrider, aren't you elated that a book wasnt presented before the movie of the Phantom of the Opera?!

griffinrider said...

hi, IRF!
wow, you got back to me fast! impressive!
is the world coming to an end? am i dreaming? am i seeing things? or does someone on this blog ACTUALLY AGREEE WITH ME??!!! this is so weird! a whole new experience!
i totally agree with you about Ella Enchanted. that movie was terrbile. and so many other movies based on books are terrible, too. especially (and i know a billion people are going to have my head for saying this) Harry potter. the books were ok. not great, but ok. i liked them, didn't love them. didn't go crazy when each new book came out. didn't burst into tears when harry "died". didn't go into depression when the series was over. didn't love the books, didn't hate them. i liked them.
but i hated the movies. no, not the right word. i DESPISED the movies. the acting was terrible, the lines were terrible, and all of the good scenes were taken out. and, above all, my all-time favorite character wasn't even in the movies at all! what's harry potter without Peeves?! honestly, what were they thinking?
the sad thing is, everybody loves the movies. not because they're exciting, inspiring, funny, or dramatic. just because the title is "harry potter". seriously, if you stick the words "harry potter" on anything, everyone will love it, no matter what it is. i'm still trying to figure out why. and now every time i read the books, i imagine the characters from the movies, and not from my head, and it ruins the whole experience. so sad!

griffinrider said...

People of the world:
if you write a comment, and i answer you, you can still comment on my answer! the argument doesn't just end when i answer you! c'mon, answer my answers! aguing with people is fun! didn't you know that?

griffinrider said...

oh, IRF, i almost forgot to ask you: Where's "golda"?

frankenstine said...

o.k. I agree with what both of you wrote. How can someone possibly produce a movie based on a story and change the plot around? it is completely unfair. by the way grifinrider I agree with what you said about harry potter.about how you can place his name on something random and everyone will love it no matter what the thing is.

griffinrider said...

so many people are agreeing with me today! it's weird. have i finally said something intelligent?
seriously, the harry potter craze drives me crazy. people use harry potter shampoo, harry potter toothpaste... it doesn't matter if it's any good, just as long as it has "harry potter" on the lable. a lot of the books weren't even that great, but everyone loves them, cuz they're, well, harry potter. and like i said before, the movies are terrible.

Piper said...

I don't mean to burst your bubble, griffinrider, but I totally disagree with all you people! What on earth are you people saying? What is this?
Do you know how amazing a movie is??
A movie is a chance to see reality from fantasy!
You can see REAL stuff!
A book (sometimes) can be hard to imagine.
I'm not sure if any of you have ever read it, but a book called "Maximum Ride", by James Paterson is a good example of this.
How in heaven's name are you suppose to imagine that book's queer characters and soporific plot? huh?
But, if it was in movie, it would be right before your eyes!
And you wouldn't have any trouble with that.

ImitationRandomFactor said...

griffinrider,
i have never heard of harry potter shampoo, but i say, why not we become millionaires and make harry potter vacuum cleaners and harry potter nail polish remover in that case?
or maybe even harry potter makeup- after all, u can so tell he has globs of eyeliner when theyre shooting for the movies!
we'll b rich, and then we wont have to sit here writing on this wonderful blog all day!
whaddaya say?!?!

ImitationRandomFactor said...

btw, who on heavens earth is frankenstine?

ImitationRandomFactor said...

uh, griffinrider,
mabe u can start a new blog! yeah!

ImitationRandomFactor said...

btw, griffinrider, golda is currently enjoying her vacation on the south coast of the carribbean islands where, unfourtunately, there is absolutely no internet connection, only the direct ray of the sun to get tanned from.

ImitationRandomFactor said...

GRIFFINRIDER!

griffinrider said...

Sorry, everybody, i was out for the day. but i'm back now. i'll address some of the issues spoken about in these comments on my next blog. i hope golda enjoys her vacation. and frankenstein was a doctor who created a monster from a corpse in a novel by Mary Shelley. (at least, i think that's what her name was.)

griffinrider said...

OH MAN, WE'VE GOT TO START MAKING HARRY POTTER TOILET BRUSHES!!! WHO'S WITH ME? COME ON, THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA- WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS! AND IF YOU THINK NOBODY WOULD BUY A HARRY POTTER TOILET BRUSH, THEY SELL HARRY POTTER UNDERPANTS, AND TONS OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY THEM. WHICH DO YOU THINK IS WORSE? FINALLY, I'LL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY DO DO STUFF WITH MY LIFE BESIDES SITTING HERE AT THIS COMPUTER WRITING ABOUT TOILET BRUSHES!

4evernameless said...

Actually, i think that Harry Potter braces are a better idea. Some people love Harry Potter so much that they'd love to have him him in their mouths. Or even better than that harry potter jewelry. like . . . .
hey! harry potter noserings! I think thatt would be a big hit!!!!!!!! we'd be multi gazillionaries! So, whos in 4 it?

griffinrider said...

No, I've got an even better idea: real harry potter lightning bolt scars! we just buy a knife, and charge people a few dozen dollars, and then we make a really deep cut on their forheads in the shape of a lightning bolt! the trick is to make it deep enough that it makes a permanent scar, but not too deep that we kill them. and for an extra $45.00, they can buy plastic harry potter glasses frames!
we'll be loaded!!!!!!!!

ImitationRandomFactor said...

griffinrider, i seriously agree with you. we have a superlong knife, something that maybe Count Olaf would carry around with him for security, and we can use that to draw scars in peoples head.
then we'll also make a juvenille version- maybe w/ a permant marker, for the unfortunate children whose parents refuse to allow them to have man-made cuts on their fore-heads

Cewkee said...

But of course, the best idea of all, how about the next generation is just clones of Harry Potter? I think that the optimum suggestion. Then we wont have to try to be like hime- we will be! Oh, how wonderful life would be then! Whaddya think?

griffinrider said...

what parents wouldn't allow their children to have scars cut into their heads?! the poor children are being deprived of harry potter! someone should call child abuse on them!
anywho, here's a better idea: for a few hundred doallars, we'll murder kids' parents! that way they can be real, live orphans, just like harr potter!