orange soda

i have come to the conclusion that humans are attracted to bright colors. usually, that's fine, but it has created a bit of a problem for me.
the thing is, i don't like the taste of orange soda. but often, when i go to parties or other places in which orange soda is present, i see it sitting there between the Coke and the Sprite. the Coke looks like cough syrup, and the sprite looks like water or seltzer or something, and when you compare them to the bright colors of the orange soda...well, you simply can't compare it.
it's like the orange soda is saying, "Come on, drink me! You'll like the taste, i promise. would a bright orange liquid in a bottle with a flashy label lie to you?"
so i, of course, pour myself a cup of the sticky-sweet stuff. and it's not until i take a HUGE gulp of it that i remember that i don't like orange soda. so the drink come shooting out of my mouth like a bullet.
the weird thing is that i keep on doing it. every time i see orange soda, the bright colors make me momentarily forget that i don't like the taste. and by the time i remember, it's too late.
here's a little piece of advice: if you see me at a party, stay away from me while i'm near the drinks if you don't want to get an orange soda shower.